Monday, March 06, 2006

The Art of Seduction, TRK Style

Sit across a crowded bar. Stare into her eyes. Wonder fleetingly if she is also a blogger. Pray not.

Lean over, ask her what her deepest desire is. Watch as her eyes go wide when she thinks you hold the key to her neshama. Then ask her lots of other deep questions to keep the soul fires burning. Don’t forget to ask her what music she likes, then sing her favorite band back to her. Ask whether she likes poetry: then write her a sonnet on a napkin.

Spout passionately about the ills of the world, humanity, etc. Give the distinct impression of being above all that. Throw some Rebbe Nachman and Yichus pointers in for good measure.

But don’t forget not to manipulate her. Because, THAT, gentlemen, would just be assur.


At 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got him down pat!

At 11:45 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

down pat down

but does it work?

answers here .....


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